I Would Never Survive W/O the Hinges

Me: They've been trying to convince me to get chunky blonde hightlights.
Mom: Dont do it. You've got a wedding coming up [not my wedding, mind you]. And its not really your style.
Me: What? I'm plenty edgy. I've just never been "look" edgy.
Mom: But you're not edgy.
Me: Sure I am! I've just never been look edgy.
Mom: Okay okay-you're right, you really are. I'm not edgy at all. I'm way to conservative for that. I'm stuck in my box of rules and I'm alright with that. Thats what makes me happy.
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You see, I'm only happy when the box has hinges all around for an easy escape.